July 25, 2014

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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elfgrove:

Also, the shenanigans would be kind of hilarious if both Marvel and DC announced plans to put out Captain Marvel films this weekend, and suddenly Marvel feels the need to speed up production of a woman tentpole film to ensure DC calls their Captain Marvel film “Shazam” instead of fucking with the Marvel comics box office takes by beating them to the punch.

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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kateordie:

thesignaturething:

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

This is like in the top 10 of sexiest things I’ve ever seen.

I’ve been watching this for five minutes straight, trying to understand how this girl isn’t face-flushed-toes-curling-eyes-dilating-batshit-crazy-aroused.

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goldstarprivilege:

muchymozzarella:

afunnyfeminist:

ghastderp:

i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.

See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.

He knows men are like that

his father was like that to his mother

he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what it’s like when men are like that

and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the men who are still like that

And moreover, he acknowledges his privilege [as an older white male who is famous/well known] and uses it to speak up. He knows what he is, and he never has to say he’s not like those men he fights against—he never says it, his actions speak loud enough for everyone else to see it. 

Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone.

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July 20, 2014
My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.
John Waters  (via detailsdetales)

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