Average succession fan
Microdosing being 18th century landed gentry by supporting all of my friends’ Patreons
4 hours for Work
8 hours for Rest
4 hours for Being Tortured By The Spider
8 hours for What We Will
There’s discovering that you have a kink as in learning something new about yourself, and there’s discovering that you have a kink as in you always knew you were into it, but you didn’t realise it was a kink because you honestly thought everybody was into it, and of the two, the second one is much, much funnier.
It’s like the boner-based equivalent of folks with undiagnosed food allergies going “I just thought bananas were supposed to be spicy”.
Please… you CANNOT HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS
> #you never see foot fetishists talking about how all men naturally crave toes as part of the human condition
Not only have I seen that, I have seen it in a power point at a conference
You’ve seen in a what now
did i stutter
Throwback to that reddit post about the guy who learned exercising doesn’t make everyone incredibly horny and realized he’s come across as an asshole to every partner he’s ever had
I genuinely love (in a weird way) how horrified and regretful he is at how awful he accidentally sounded. This is a person who is self-aware, not an asshole, and never wanted to make anyone feel bad.
I’m dying over here. This poor guy.
YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
you shut your whore mouth
i won’t hesitate bitch